Hello and welcome to the first earth-shattering, pant-wetting, all-big-four judgement day-style Premier League match of the season. Quick! The teams!Man Utd Foster, O’Shea, Brown, Vidic, Evra, Valencia,Subs Kuszczak, Neville, Owen, Anderson, Berbatov, Park, Scholes.Arsenal Almunia, Sagna, Gallas, Vermaelen, Clichy, Eboue,Subs Mannone, Eduardo, Ramsey, Silvestre, Wilshere, Gibbs, Bendtner.Arsenal, three central midfielders each. And no Berbatov. Shame that. United will be even more desperate to win than usual, what with it being their biggest test so far post-you-know-who. Wayne Rooney has a good scoring record against Arsenal. And on the subject of the managers, personally I miss the old days when they hated each other more. All too cosy these days, as though Wenger and Ferguson’s are actually just great mates. Stop it. Make some rude and inflammatory remarks. Giggs is leading United out, looking very serious and slightly confused as ever. Arsenal are in their all dark blue. They look a bit like Spurs. But don’t tell them. Incidentally, those insurance adverts with Paul Whitehouse doing some new “funny characters” are really terrible. Appalling. How long did he spend on that? 15 minutes? 1 min Arsenal kick off and it’s very noisy out there of course. Rooney launches his first crazed,…