West Indies vs England, fifth ODI: scoreboard There is an old joke that first the English invent a sport, and then they watch the rest of the world perfect it. But there is one title that England stubbornly refuse to yield: as masters of the batting collapse. And so, on a sumptuous day in St Lucia in a run-laden series, England were inserted to bat first on a true pitch with alluringly short boundaries – and were promptly bundled out for 113. Just like in the astonishing fourth game, when England topped 400, their innings was carnage. This time, though, it was carnage of a very different nature, as England played a series of tame shots to well-directed short balls. By the time Oshane Thomas, the West Indies’ compelling young quick, demolished Tom Curran’s stumps with a wonderfully-directed yorker to terminate their innings, England had been batting for just 28.1 overs. Only twice in their ODI history – a total of 725 games – had they been bowled out quicker. It all meant that, after their absurd 418-6 in the fourth ODI, England suffered a ludicrous 305-run negative swing from one ODI innings to the next. Even on the occasional days…