Good evening everybody, and a very warm welcome to one and all of you wherever you may be. Here’s hoping for a wonderful game of football between Manchester United and Barcelona in Rome’s Stadio Olimpico tonight. Before we get on with the fun, a brief safety announcement: the fire exits are there, here and off down there. Pleasantries and formalities over, now we can get on with the … oh, for the love and honour of sweet baby jesus, Sky anchorman Richard Keys is already saying that “on nights like these we’re all Englishmen” … to an audience that boasts Dutchman Ruud Gullit and Scotland’s Graeme Souness and Planet Inanity’s Jamie Redknapp. Obviously he’s implying that everyone in England wants Manchester United to win when he must know by now that nothing could be further from the truth. My Kent Brockman-esque Two Cents: I don’t particularly mind who wins tonight so long as we get a decent ball-game, but it has become apparent to me in the build-up to this match that a lot of Manchester United fans, English journalists and other media pundits have been struck down with a mutant strain of the World Cup and European Championship fever…