Teams: Chelsea: Cech; Bosingwa, Alex, Terry, A Cole; Ballack, Essien, Anelka, Lampard, Malouda; DrogbaSubs: Hilario, Ivanovic, Di Santo, Mikel, Kalou, Belletti, Mancienne Barcelona: Valdez; Dani Alves, Piquye, Toure, Abidal; Busquets, Keita, Xavi Hernandez; Messi, Iniesta, Eto’oSubs: Pinto, Caceres, Gudjohnsen, Krkic, Sylvinho, Hleb, Rodriguez Ref: Tom Henning Ovrebo (Nor)Sky: Blue tarnished with urban filthHumidity: 52%, since you ask Preamble:Chelsea were fluid and cutting in attack at the weekend – even though Frank Lampard couldn’t wangle his way into Didiier Drogba, Nicolas Anelka and Florent Malouda’s exchanges, and Fulham’s defence is better than the slapdash one Barca have to field tonight. Mind you, Chelsea’s offensive verve was offset by defensive sloppiness on Saturday so, despite Thierry Henry’s absence, the chances of Barca scoring an away goal have got to be decent. My hardly-earned money’s on 3-1 to the home team. And yours? Why? “Hello from Istanbul!” booms Phil West. “I thought Frank was replicating the famous Scream by Edvard Munch. The photo that was taken a few seconds later showed him with his hands covering his ears. Having just put the ball in row W, he is trying to shut out the ‘screams from nature’ emanating from accountants, wearing Chelsea strip, in…