Funbag Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? [Email the Funbag](mailto:[email protected]). Today, we’re talking about Woj, golf nets, bank cafes, Ichiro, pizza rolls, and more. Over the weekend my kid made homemade dog biscuits for our dog using flour, butter, cheese, and other basic ingredients. These were dog biscuits that even a human could safely eat, and so my kids did. In fact, they liked the homemade doggie treats so much that I had to remind them that they were for the fucking DOG and not for people. Then my wife dipped one of the cheese biscuits in, like, fig jam. Like she was a Spaniard. It’s out of fucking control! I now have five dogs instead of just one. You open up Pandora’s Box, there are Milk-Bones inside. Anyway, your letters: Gabe: Does the idea of playing in New York hold any real appeal for athletes anymore? Recently we’ve seen this with Kirk Cousins, but it goes at least as far back as LeBron’s original Decision. Every time an athlete theoretically could go play in New York and doesn’t, the Post acts like it’s some kind of betrayal, regardless of whether or…