Photo-Illustration: Vulture and Photo by Getty Images LA / NYC Give me an L.A. Joke Give me an NYC Joke Or, click to see the full list ↓ NEW YORK JOKES “New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time — most, unsolved.” —Johnny Carson “It’s so cold here in New York that the flashers are just describing themselves.” —Johnny Carson “Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.” —Johnny Carson “My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?” ―Henny Youngman “The trouble with New York is that it’s so convenient to everything I can’t afford.” —Jack Barry “I moved to New York City for my health. I’m paranoid, and it was the only place where my fears were justified.” —Anita Weiss “New York City is the only city in the world where you can be awakened by a smell.” —Jeff Garlin “In NYC, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.” —Judith Stone “Being miserable and treating everybody like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.” —Ghostbusters II “New York is…