VANCOUVER, British Columbia — That wasn’t a victory. That was grand theft soccer — and it came in the biggest game on the grandest stage with a whole lot of Jersey attitude.What Carli Lloyd and the United States women’s national team heisted inside the muggy confines of BC Place Sunday evening wasn’t merely a 5-2 win over defending Women’s World Cup champion Japan. It was seizure by the U.S. of the right to claim being the greatest team in women’s international soccer.Lloyd’s hat trick, which she accomplished in a mere 16 minutes, is the first ever in Women’s World Cup Final history, and just the second in World Cup Final history.”I call her my beast,” USWNT coach Jill Ellis said of Lloyd. “She’s unbelievable, a rock star.”The shootout shattered the record for the highest-scoring Women’s World Cup final of all time, as well. The seven goals in the match broke the previous high of four, set between these two sides in 2011.”Pure elation and I’m just so proud of them, and so happy for every American girl who dreams about this,” U.S. coach Jill Ellis said after the victory.Goodbye to 1999. Goodbye to 16 years of World Cup futility. Goodbye…