Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we open our tiny beaks as one to accept a regurgitated gluten-free salad of Lisa Rinna’s discarded saline injections. This week: Amal and George are DUNZO YOU GUYS, Scott dumped Kourtney for booze & pills, K-Stew is settling into a “funky” lesbian lifestyle with her future wife, two interesting people got married, the Kardashian homestead is littered with false eyelashes, and reports vary on the Rihanna/Leo hookup sitch but if one thing’s for sure, it’s that he is up to her sexual standards. Join me, won’t you? inTouch $200M DIVORCE [Boys and girls, wanna hear a true story? Saturday night, was at this real wild party where] Amal Clooney chatted inappropriately with Bill Murray during George’s Lifetime Achievement Award and displayed “nonstop diva demands” just “118 days after their magical wedding.” This marriage? Is a fucking sham? Hissed Someone Who Knows, noting in vivid, ultra-specific detail that the duo is “beset with jealousy, arguments, and other relationship-wrecking behavior.” New York divorce attorney Raoul Felder, who may or may not have/definitely didn’t ever meet the couple, points out: “His wife is a lawyer. If there is a divorce, she will take him to the cleaners.” STRAIGHT…