The Golden Face Paint award for most ridiculous fan Winner: Colombian Nazi Weed Pope We’ve all been there. You’re onside, clear shot on goal, then your eye catches a certain outfit in the crowd and you’re thinking: “Wait. What? Swastika, cannabis, the pope. What the hell do they have to do with each other?” Your brain is momentarily short-circuited by images of Hitler and Jesus sharing a bong and suddenly you’ve been clattered by a Japanese defender. The entire internet has been mystified by this fan’s symbolically dissonant get-up. Could it refer to Colombia’s indigenous Kuna people, who have a swastika on their flag? Or did he just think these were the official World Cup sponsors? Runners-up: The lone Scot with a tam o’shanter and a saltire stood out, cheering England’s defeat along with the Uruguay fans (Alex Salmond says he has an alibi). On a national level, the Dutch made a virtue of their national colour with wigs of carrots, easyJet cabin crew livery and really bad sunburn. In the celebrity groupie category, Rihanna’s tweets for her “German boyz” were upstaged by Angela Merkel’s sweaty embrace of the national team. Steve Rose The Golden Feet award for best celebration…