12.58am BST It’s over! I hate loose ends. Detest them, I do. But I’m afraid I must leave you with some. Who does Coentrao play for? What happened to Shane Long? What is the meaning of life? But I’m afraid, ends loose or closed, I must leave you. It’s been a crazy, wild, bucking bronco of a day, and though it’s now officially over, the dust continues to settle. As soon as it does, our team of intrepid reporters will be rubbing their glasses clean and getting to the bottom of everything, rest assured. Now go to bed (or do another activity more relevant in your time zone). Bye! 12.36am BST The news headlines • Arsenal have smashed their transfer record in emphatic style with the £42.5m arrival of Mezus Ozil • Manchester United signed Marouane Fellaini, but only after some confusing goings-on concerning Ander Herrera, and a rumoured attempt to sign Sami Khedira. They also seem to have tried to sign Fabio Coentrao, but it looks like they’ve failed. • Everton have signed Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea on a season’s loan, and replaced Fellaini with Wigan’s James McCarthy and Manchester City’s Gareth Barry. And they kept Leighton Baines • West Brom…